SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
do you know what I hate
I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HEADACHE OR THAT YOU ARE TIRED AND PEOPLE SAY “it’s because you spend too much time on the internet” ACTUALLY NO MAYBE ITS BC IM SO STRESSED ABOUT LIFE AND I CANT SLEEP BC EVERYTHING SUCKS AND YOU ARE TRYING TO BLAME IT ON THE INTERNET WHICH IS MY ONE WAY OF ESCAPING AND FINDING A BIT OF HAPPINESS so please kindly shut the fuck up
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
If all the pizza in the world was stolen one day, I wouldn’t doubt that it’d be Andrew.